Johnny Callender
This club has
President Laurie Callender
as our leader. He started this organisation in 2002.
The following is from an interview with Mrs. Nola Callender in Jan. 2006.
Johnny grew up in Carterton, where his father was a
bank manager. Later his father was transferred to Inglewood and it was there
that Mrs. C (As we used to call her!) met John and married on her 22nd
birthday in 1951. Son Laurie was born almost exactly a year later and daughter
Jan, 2 years later, again on the same date. “Johnny used to say that after Jan
was born he found out what was causing it!”
Prior to speedway starting Johnny was involved in
motor cycle scrambling, hill climbs and time trials. He also rode on the first
Taranaki Speedway which was in a paddock out at Bell Block. One of his motor
bikes was nick named “Slashy dashy” but Mrs. C could not remember the reason.
Mrs. C does not remember much of
Johnny’s racing as she was always on the gate and then under the grand stand
getting supper ready for the after match function with Mr. And Mrs. Tubby
Sattler. They also counted the gate
money. The program sellers would also report to them and hand back any they had
not sold and get paid for what they had sold. Laurie remembers selling programs
around this time but also that after the crowd had gone home the caterer would
be cleaning his hot dog caravan and for the kids he would make a “special treat”
which was a slice of bread cooked in batter with tomato sauce. “I don’t know who
cottoned on to it but it was great and mum did not know about it!”
Johnny was driving a midget at Waiwakaiho when they first shifted there and Mrs.
C stayed home with the two young children, but “It was horrible as I could hear
the ambulances going out to the track and did not know who they were going for.”
“We did not have a phone then so I had to wait until
Johnny got home—much later—to find out who had been injured.”
During the child raising period Mrs. C remembers being in central Devon Street
with Laurie as a toddler and Jan in the pram when Laurie disappeared. He was
found some time later, well on the way towards his father’s workshop. “Yes he
was a petrol head even then!”
Later when Laurie had started school Mrs. C was
visited by the local constable who said Laurie had been scribbling on the local
jeweller’s door. “I know it was Laurie, he said, because he signed his name!”
The cop thought it was hilarious but left Johnny to tell Laurie off.
Johnny was working at this time for Rowe and Healey
who had a motor cycle franchise. Johnny was supplied with a midget by Rowe and
Healey which he drove in the early seasons of Waiwakaiho Speedway.
He was made redundant
by Rowe and Healey when an extra Rowe family member started at the
business, which meant there was no room for Johnny any more.
So he started his own “Callender Motor Cycle” business
where the Old Folks Hall is now and it grew well so after two shifts he
relocated the business on to Devon Street. This was a great position but a long
and narrow shop. It did have one other problem. The work shop window faced
straight into the next shop which was a dairy, which employed young girls, so
sometimes work was secondary to ‘bird watching’
The first employee was Fred Cook from Stratford who
was followed by Max Rook, Don Rutherford and Ray Christiansen, all of whom were
involved with speedway except Fred who was a motor cycle road circuit racer.
Later still the business was shifted to St. Aubyn
Street but that also had a problem as it was prone to flooding. On one occasion
a lot of stock was floating out the front door so Johnny yelled at the staff to
start counting it as it went out and that would be the insurance stock take!
Later, around 1974 the business was sold to Don
O’Connor who had it for several
years before selling to Jeff Strampell who later closed it down in 2003.
For many year’s a close friend of Johnny was Deny
Bourke who was an undertaker and they would spend many days out at sea fishing
from a smallish boat.
Editor,
I heard this story many years ago but can not vouch for it’s truth, although
some have said they would believe it. If Johnny and Denny were taking a third
person fishing and that person may be prone to seas sickness, Denny would pack a
special item in his lunch box. They would wait until the victim was starting to
look ‘green around the gills’ then Denny would look away and rummage in his box.
Two long and old bacon rinds would be stuffed up his nostrils, then he would
turn back to confront the third person. I was told it worked every time. The
third person would become very sick and promptly lodge his ground bait over the
side. Johnny would then announce, “now, let serious fishing commence!!”
When TQ’s were started in Auckland two of the founders
of the class, Johnny Missen and Vern Davenport, would travel down together from
Auckland with their cars and always arrived at Callender’s in Clemow Rd just
before noon on Saturday for a hot roast meal!
Vern used to tell Mrs. C that her meals were like Xmas
dinners as he apparently came from a poor background.
One day Laurie opened the door to them and they had
plastic Beatles wigs on!
While Mrs. C did the gate or supper the “Callender
kids” Laurie and Jan would play around outside but “Everyone new the Callender
kids so they came to no harm except when Jan fell off the water truck and broke
her arm” The official duty of
Laurie and Jan would be to sell raffle tickets to all the people under the
grandstand after speedway.
When Laurie was old enough he would enter into the
kid’s tyre race on Easter Monday which he invariably won because Johnny would
select for him the thinnest and lightest tyre he could find in the motor bike
shop.
Johnny was injured once when Colin Johnston spun in
front of him in his TQ and Johnny rode over the back wheel. The car upended and
he slid along upside down and did damage to his face and the inside of his
mouth.
“While he had stitches
in his face all his friends had great fun trying to make Johnny laugh! They were
devils those boys!”
Johnny drove first a Bradford van and later a Vanguard
station wagon and each was used as the ambulance for the various sports that
Johnny attended. There were many times Mrs. C was asked to quickly empty the
back of the van for a trip to hospital with another injured person. (This writer
had a Callender van trip when I broke my leg at a Go Kart meeting out at
Waitui sports day).
If he was not competing he was an official and/or
public announcer with his loud speaker gear.
Then later as well as Waiwakaiho speedway, it was Go
Karts and again he was official, competitor and announcer. It was always a fact
that Johnny, Mrs. C and kids would be first at any event, as Johnny had to erect
the speaker system, then last to leave as he had to pull it down and pack it
into the van. And not just motor sports as he did the same for roller skating
too as the kids were involved in that sport. “They were dance partners but they
used to fight like mad so I was glad when they gave that up.” Laurie went on to
collect medals for national speed skating and Jan won several individual dance
trophies. Johnny was President of the Roller Skating club for quite a while.
The speaker system was like a separate business that
Johnny ran. It was called “Mellotone” and he was employed at many other outside
functions such as horse racing and gala days. This business, including the
Bradford van, was later sold to Don Rutherford.
No matter where Johnny went in the early days, Laurie
would be with him. Mrs.C would pack a lunch for them and finally see them again
much later in the day. In the 1950’s and ‘60’s the Ranfurly Sheild rugby craze
was on in earnest and “Ferdinand the Bull” was developed as the local rugby
mascot for use in parades and on the touch line at matches. Johnny recorded the
original “Ferdie roar” which was used and Mrs. C believes it is still used
today.
“He knew a farmer where a scramble was held, so he went out and taped the bull
roaring.
Many
times after that he would have the recorder set up in the van while travelling
and if he drove by a herd of cows he
would play the roar and the cows would go crazy. He
used to get a great laugh out of that!”
Towards the end of his days in the shop he developed
the ‘Mountain Goat’ farm bike. When
production started the “Goat” was built in an old bakery building around the
corner and this was run by Jack Sleep.
When Laurie left school he was an apprentice at Gray
and Inch. Later he and Jan lived at Kaukapakapa north of Auckland while working
at Mollers in Auckland. Jan was from a farming background so they are currently
‘small farmers’ in South Taranaki specializing in Dexter cattle and have for
many years run the national organisation for small farmers.
Among the many nick names Johnny acquired over the
years was ‘Almanac’ for ‘Callender’ and ‘Cecil’ as his name was Cyril John
Callender and “Fat Boy” was only used by close friends!.
Another name was Johnny ‘Shoe-horn’ Callender because when he built the TQ he
was ‘quite portly’ and needed a shoe horn to get in to it.
Laurie was “Shorty” for obvious reasons, “I never
started smoking because I was told it stunted your growth!” and also ‘truck’ --
Keep up now!—Laurie---lorry---truck!
and of course Sir Lawrence of Arabia.
Johnny built the first TQ in Taranaki which was partly
due to his friendship with “Muzz and Vern” from Auckland who built the first
TQ’s in NZ and would bring them down to race at
Waiwakaiho Speedway.
(Johnny is shown at left in his Go Kart with Colin Pierce and Russ Miscall as
crew)
Once Johnny was caught speeding on a motor bike and as a well known motorcyclist
it was headlined in the local paper. “Five minutes late for work—fifty years
early for heaven”
In 1974 Johnny and Nola made the big shift to live in
Auckland and ran a couple of Motels but Johnny suffered ill health. He passed
away in 1978 after a series of heart attacks.